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Joke of the Day

"be careful tonight honey, guys ur age only want one thing.... sports. so b careful not to look too much like sports out there"

"Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement? So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore."

"I'm rubber, you're glue. I'm destroying the planet and you are made of dead horses"

"I have a pet tree... It's just like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter."

"People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V ""Tuesday"""

"What drink does Santa give to naughty children? Coala"

"RT if your good at grammar."

"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."

"How did David Copperfield get HIV? From doing Magic."

"Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester... Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds."