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Joke of the Day

"What drink does Santa give to naughty children? Coala"

"So I got the new Note 7 and I don't see what the fuss is about exploding? Everything is going fi"

"My penis is as long as the line from Q to P Unfortunately the queue to pee outside the restroom isnt long :("

"Im going to make only Paula Deen recipes from now on... So when someone is like,""Oh that was great!!"", ill know they're racist."

"Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? Of course you don't."

"I used to date a moonshiner's daughter... She always made me lick her"

"if money can't buy happiness explain pizza"

"My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself"

"A politician died It was a good day."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? It's OK. He's all right now."