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Joke of the Day

"I'm rubber, you're glue. I'm destroying the planet and you are made of dead horses"

"What would be a good title for an Indian porno? Thank You, Cum Again"

"I saw a TV for sale for only 1 because the volume button was stuck Did I buy it? Of course I did! Well, I couldn't turn it down Could I?"

"There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt."

"No, of course I'm not mad. It's fine. *goes home, starts building a Death Star."

"I broke up with my gym We just weren't working out."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tsss"

"Don't worry, everyone else is as confused as you, I swear."

"What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? elifino"

"Joss Whedon should open his own version of a Tractor Supply store, with gardening and animal supplies ... ... he could call it Whedon Feed 'n Weed-n-feed"