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Joke of the Day
"RT if your good at grammar."
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"Discovered that my wife can talk to me THROUGH THE SPEAKERS OF MY NEW CAR so I'm returning it."
"I would like to thank Tetris for providing me w/ the skills to jam as many dishes as possible in my dishwasher."
"Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker."
"Relax,,, We're all crazy.. It's not a competition."
"Never heard this joke before... neither will you"
"What did the number 0 say to 8. Nice belt."
"I love when my friends start selling weight loss shakes because that's one less person I ever have to talk to again."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To go look for his flatmate."
"What do you call someone with a successful life? Certainly not me."