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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement? So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore."

"Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun."

"You know what we used to call vegetarians? Idiots that couldn't hunt or fish."

"What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny."

"Wet wipes are tissues who like to party."

"I might drive you crazy, but at least I'll take the scenic route."

"You know what my favorite type of cupholder is? A bra."

"Date - ""so...are you going to be doing that for the whole date?"" [i can't hear her over my tuba]"

"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."