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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a thug Australian mammal? a gang-aroo"
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"If you want to hunt birds at night, you should bring a Texan along. They always seem to remember the owl-ammo."
"*pretends to throw a ball and my dog chases after it* haha idiot *checks email* holy shit i won a million dollars??"
"A dad ask his kid, why do we go to school... we dont learn anything important anyways he hold him, ""Dont be silly. Of course they do... look at how good i am with a gun"""
"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."
"Nothing rhymes with Trump Wait. I meant nothing rhymes with orange"
"Not sure if my cooking skills have improved or taste buds have adapted."
"Did you know the pope really loves cats? He's a real catholic."
"What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry? 7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO"
"""So do you want me to climb up with my bare hands or can I use some sort of climbing device?"" The latter."