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Joke of the Day
"Did you know the pope really loves cats? He's a real catholic."
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"Matthew McMonaughey's Lincoln doesn't make left turns... It just goes all right, all right, all right."
"I started a cold air balloon business. I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says ""Damn""."
"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."
"This lady on the train has that raspy, cigarette, alcohol, at death's door kinda voice. I'ma see if she'll record my voice mail message."
"How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's dick. (Credit to my uncle)"
"You know what George Bush and Floyd Mayweather have in common? W."
"What do you call a woman with an opinion?? Wrong"
"A friend of mine accused me of having a scat fetish Fuck that shit."