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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry? 7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO"
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"Will anyone on Facebook ever have the guts to let everyone else know they married their ""best friend""?"
"I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."
"So a baby seal walked into a club"
"[in car with wife] ""did you take $20 from my purse?"" *sips $3 coffee* no *gets rear ended and $17 worth of sour candy falls out of glovebox*"
"Jesus loves you... ...with his whole mouth."
"A snake walks in to a bar... Barman says ""you can't do that""!"
"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."
"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"Are you looking arround ?"