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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable? An Ithberg!"
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"Ever notice that a European male tourist dresses like a 7th grade girl from the suburbs? Graphic tees and Hollister jeans allllll day."
"What do you call someone who supports Hillary? Paid off."
"What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he's happy and content with life."
"Power went out in my office building & a maintenance guy said Transformers blew. Um yeah it was a bad movie buddy now what about the power??"
"Congratulations are in order. I just got the stitches in the roof of my mouth removed from that bowl of Cap'n Crunch I had when I was 13."
"""Can we have sex today"" asks a poor husband, in anticipation! Wife : No!!My gynecologist told me not to have sex for 2 weeks. Husband: Yeah! But your dentist didn't!!"
"You'd give your life for me? Your life sucks what else you got?"
"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"
"Hey vegans. Making a salad is not ""cooking"". Making a salad is ""assembling""."