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Joke of the Day

"""Can we have sex today"" asks a poor husband, in anticipation! Wife : No!!My gynecologist told me not to have sex for 2 weeks. Husband: Yeah! But your dentist didn't!!"

"I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym."

"*toy container falls off ship* *Lego bricks wash ashore on a beach full of barefoot swimmers* *president declares a national emergency*"

"Q: What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework? A: The aftermath."

"If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? Your mom."

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy Gang Rape testing the water to see if I get referred to the local authorities also, inspired by someone else with a rape joke"

"Did you know that pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"", we'd say ""Who's there?"". Then she'd say ""I can't remember""... and start to cry."

"Did you hear the one about to car that lost its tires? Apparently it was in a wheel hurry."

"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"