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Joke of the Day
"I fucked a retarded chick last night. I wanted the first time to be special."
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"If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve... ....that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan"
"What do you call a rotten lamb chop? Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad."
"What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!"
"My 6 year old is telling me a story, oh wait, now he's 9."
"My neighbor's 3 favorite films of all time: 3.) ""10,000,000 Explosions"" 2.) ""Army Guys Yelling At Each Other"" 1.) ""Subwoofer:The Movie"""
"What's the best way to kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... ...so I went out and got drunk."
"An Englishman and a chineseman are arguing, However... The English man is constantly confused why the Chinese man insists hes wrong, and that the English man is right."
"What's the difference between 365 used condoms and a tire? One's a goodyear and the other is a great year."