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Joke of the Day
"My 6 year old is telling me a story, oh wait, now he's 9."
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"What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant? A Shish-ke-Robert"
"Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a? Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful"
"How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room? They've already told you."
"I always wanted a trophy wife, But instead I got a participation medal girlfriend."
"A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity."
"what do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh"
"You think your wife is crazy now? Try divorcing her"
"How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard."