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Joke of the Day

"If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve... ....that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan"

"Why do donut shops not hire security? Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection."

"Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones"

"So PornHub recently revealed what people all over the world were searching most frequently; finally answering a question I've always asked... What is this world coming to!?"

"Be sure to empty your pockets before doing your laundry You could get in trouble for money laundering."

"McCain Will Buy Houses From Needy Owners Of Beachfront Mansions- ""If The Price Is Right"""

"What do you call a horny square? Erectangle"

"What would Inception: The Porno be called? Contraception."

"What do you get when you have an Asian and MLP? My Little Penis"

"Tinder - Indian Edition Heard about the Indian edition of the Tinder dating app? No matter how many times you swipe, it keeps showing the same (arranged) partner."