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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman and a chineseman are arguing, However... The English man is constantly confused why the Chinese man insists hes wrong, and that the English man is right."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his shovel? His name was Douglas"

"My math teacher insulted me He called me a third derivative"

"I dream to live in a world where I can politely get out of plans by saying, ""I'm so sorry, but I just remembered I don't want to"""

"We everyone, I wish a of you ovey people a happy christmas, ive ife to the fu est, and make merry with a your fami ies. crap sorry, noel."

"I have a buddy that likes to have sex with inanimate objects. We don't hang out much. He's always got stuff to do."

"I made a couple mistakes during puberty I dropped the ball two times during it."

"Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks? So they can reach their head!"

"I just found the Wand of Transfiguration! This changes everything!"

"How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America? He became a Muslim."