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Joke of the Day

"When my new neighbor dies, I'm going to hire the same tree removal service he has outside my window right now to work during his burial."

"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it."

"Why is stormtrooper always late from work? He keeps missing his train"

"People act like weed is the worst thing for short-term memory. Go drink 15 beers and see if you can remember your name or how legs work."

"How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women? FeMail."

"Why was the lizard upset with her husband? Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass..."

"I hate when people text back ""K""...I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium."

"Used a bag to pick up dog shit in yard, tiny ants all over it. Later, saw 2 ants on my arm. My body is now crawling w phantom dogshit ants."

"What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line."