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Joke of the Day

"Why was the lizard upset with her husband? Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now"

"what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot."

"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made."

"My wife and I decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard."

"I may make a lot of typos when I text, but in my defense, I do have to look at the road sometimes."

"If a tree falls in the woods It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group."

"If I ever met a Space Alien, I'd resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy."

"I want to make a font joke, but I'm just not bold enough."

"What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*"

"Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat."