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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass..."
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"Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition? Ah yes; wax would go well with this cake and you know what else? Child spit."
"I don't want to perpetuate a fat girl stereotype, but this blow job could use a side of ranch."
"why did the snowman smile? He saw the snowblower coming"
"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to break the world's record for drinking tea? They found him dead in his Tee Pee."
"Chris Christie's name... Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like Eric Erica Daniel Danielle or Bruce Caitlyn"
"Apparently the same firm rents buildings to both ISIS and Neo-Nazis. You could say they're the lessor of two evils."
"3 guys walk into a bar... The 4th guy ducked."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"Does anyone see the Irony in popeye eating lots of spinach? cause spinach, actually has tons of Iron in it....."