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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar and says, ""Where is the bar tender?"""
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"Rooster and donkey If you have a donkey and I have a rooster and the donkey eats my rooster, what do you have? Two pounds on my cock in your ass!"
"I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet."
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