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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar and says, ""Where is the bar tender?"""
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"For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks."
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"My Friends Call Me A Pedophile Because she's 18 and I'm 30, but I'll be damned if I let them ruin our seven year anniversary."
"What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !"