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Joke of the Day
"How do dogs do business? Pro-bono"
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"When you're feeling down just remember you are unique Just like everyone else"
"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in."
"How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? With lots of hops!"
"I could make way more Ayn Rand jokes here, but most of you would be too weak and altruistic to understand them. Let alone profit from them."
"I sleep with my clothes on and one eye open. Not because I'm scared, but my zipper is broken and I've had too much botox on one side."
"Her: I can't believe you slept with her! Me: WE WERE ON A BREAK! Her: I just went to the store to buy bread! Me: Longest six minutes ever"
"Dance like the picture's not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Tweet like no one's following."
"I now have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed really important that I have it, I will cherish forever."
"Why was Joan of Arc never good in debates? Because she could not take the heat."