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Joke of the Day
"How To Lose 250 pounds of ugly fat in one day Get a divorce."
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"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? The pig took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was the pig next door."
"What's the difference between a Donald Trump and Ellen Pao? Edit: Trump can ruin a business right."
"My nickname is Spaghetti Because I'm 20 inches and hot water makes me floppy."
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