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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny"
Next Joke
"Chinese girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number? Everytime I call, a machine answers."
"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."
"A black man, an Asian and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender tells them to get out."
"Hey guys whose girlfriends wear those giant t-shirts as nightgowns, one day you'll be married, and that shirt's going to fit her."
"Why was 9 afraid of 10? Because 10 11 12."
"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."
"Another sad news on an international celebrity... Justin Bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today."
"Innocent little girl !! ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."