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Joke of the Day

"All I'm saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we're all french toast."

"Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol? Darth Jaeger"

"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."

"Watched a movie where a kid is alone in his house and starts meditating... It's called ""Om Alone"""

"My mate threw a beer bottle at my head It didn't break the skin but it left a nasty Brews"

"Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home? He forgot to pack his trunk."

"How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

"My two best friends were born on 4/20... They have a joint birthday party"

"Don't ever go to Bates Motel... a PSYCO lives there!"

"Idk Why you kept reading"