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Joke of the Day
"Why is Budweiser like sex in a kayak? Its fucking close to water."
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"My phone died and my buddy said I'm sorry for your loss... Where is the service?"
"Whenever someone says to me ""Please make yourself at home"" I remove all my clothes and start masturbating"
"Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill."
"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"
"I too went to the reddit restaurant... I had to ask other customers for sauce for any of the dishes."
"I am so sorry to hear about your grandma... I know what you're going through my phone dies all the time."
"What web page do orphans visit the most? 404 Edit: Sorry it sucks, it's me trying to make oc."
"Another reason I find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth."
"Everyone told me to follow the dreams So, I went back to bed"