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Joke of the Day

"Another reason I find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth."

"What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators? [Deleted]"

"Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining."

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver andgold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo? The leaf, the rope stops the emo."

"A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D"

"hello poison control. i need some poison asap, my kid is being a real piece of shit. yes i'll hold."

"Kryptonite They call my dick Kryptonite, Because not even Superman can handle it. Boom!"

"You know when your cat looks at your kids like ""thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed"" .....?"

"Why did 10 die? 10 was in the middle of 9/11"