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"Did you hear about the two deaf men who walked into a bar? Neither did they."
"Cat got your tongue? Frog in your throat? Monkey on your back? Butterflies in your stomach? You may be dead in a field."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream."
"What do you call a gay satanist? Sack-Religious"
"A man asks the waiter: ""Why do you have your thumb on my steak?"" ""So I don't drop it again, Sir."""
"Did you hear about the constipated composer? He couldn't finish the last movement."
"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"
"My friend has mexican car insurance. It's called get out and run."
"Sometimes i think my life sucks. Then i look at the lives of others. Then it hits me. My life does suck!!"