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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my girls Without a penis."
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"Farming isn't for everyone.. But hay, it's in my jeans."
"Do you know why donuts have a hole in them? Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed"
"""There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today."" -meteorologists"
"How did Charlie Sheen get HIV? By injecting tiger blood"
"I decided to show off my six pack on Tinder. Budweiser is not getting me any dates."
"My GF begged me to stop singing Linkin Park I tried so hard."
"I'm hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know"
"2-year-old: The dog tastes like dirt. Me: Don't lick the dog. 2: He licked me first."
"Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!"