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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs? Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over."

"So a work colleague told me that Prince died and they found his body in a lift. Well, he was obviously coming down with something."

"[the followin is based on a true story] *clips of me hittin my shin on my bed every nite for a year* Narrator: its like he forgets its there"

"Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body."

"Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places 16 times whilst getting increasingly angrier"

"Sometimes I wish I knew more than just a few jokes. </clever one liner>"

"Why did Kesha switch ""$"" back to an ""s""? Because she no longer has a dollar to her name."

"What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds? There's 20 of them"

"What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said ""I'll mullet over"""

"Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it."