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Joke of the Day

"Geeky Joke There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."

"Two go through a tunnel, says the third to the fourth: "" I think we're five"". Says the sixth: ""I don't get it""."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish."

"'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"My friends were deciding how much alcohol to get... One of them wanted one fifth and another one wanted to get five fifths. We decided on a 3/5ths compromise."

"How do like really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow."

"A guy did squats at a talent show... He called it a stand up routine."

"The room is 15$ a night. Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."

"People who joke about cancer... Have no sense of Tumor"

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [Fixed] [Reposts]"