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Joke of the Day

"Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the Nazi's empire reaches to all four corners of the universe... They've become a Reichtangle."

"What is Tumblr's least favourite show? NCIS"

"What's the difference between a princess and a witch? 2 years of marriage."

"For once my family is going to have a Happy Thanksgiving. This year I'm stuffing the turkey with Prozac."

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs? In Iraq."

"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"

"What do you have to do to have beautiful hands? Nothing."

"What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice? Urine for a surprise. ^^^^^sorry"

"What do you call a legless man at the beach during high tide? Fucked."

"What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo? An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal."