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Joke of the Day

"Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the Nazi's empire reaches to all four corners of the universe... They've become a Reichtangle."

"What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law? One's wanted."

"When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career"

"My favorite pick-up line: Hey girl, my name is Tony. You know what that is backwards? Y not."

"The Foo Fighters wrote my favorite song about throwing up lunch There goes my hero!"

"friendzone how many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today."

"What did the shy pebble wish for? Only that he could be a little boulder!"

"What's the difference between a surgeon and God? God knows he's not a surgeon."

"How do the Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs."