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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? ....give her a shovel"
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"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."
"Litter of puppies = cute. Liter of puppies = gross."
"What's a gambler's favorite time of day? 10 to 1."
"What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs."
"The Welsh people were the first people to invent the condom by using sheep's intestine. The English later improved the concept by removing it from the sheep first."
"Sex is like the Dudley Do Right Show. And her orgasm is like that poor women trapped on the train tracks while you franticly try and get her off before the train comes on her face."
"What is the difference between Donald Trump's hair and a Headcrab? Nothing."
"Happy 30th birthday Super Mario Bros. To celebrate, I'm going to eat mushrooms, punch a brick wall & set a turtle on fire."
"If it's true that guns don't kill people, people kill people, then... isn't it true that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"