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Joke of the Day
"Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood?? Seeder"
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"Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday"
"What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone."
"What do you call an alien with three balls? E.T. the extra testicle."
"bakers trade recipes on a knead-to-know basis"
"So I discovered that one of my herbs went off today. It was just a matter of thyme. xxx"
"Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes."
"Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long."
"I want to get a dog just so I can name it Stain That way when I take it to the park, and if it runs off, I can yell ""come Stain!"""
"What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars? Ones green and the other is black"