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Joke of the Day
"Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood?? Seeder"
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"Frank has no arms. **Knock knock who's there?** Not Frank."
"Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make "
"What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney Today's TIL reminded me."
"Superpower: giving evildoers the hiccups, then on day 23, you throw them off a building but by that point they're just sobbing ""thank you"""
"There's awkward, and then there's listening to a man try to have a conversation with his hairdresser."
"The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet."
"Tonight's Menu: Gourmet pork blend sausage with organic tomato reduction, served on warm split bread rolls. AKA: Hot dogs with ketchup."
"Explain joke What is a bee's favorite game? Hive and seek"
"A boy asks his dad Boy: Daddy why do we call Mr Brown, brown? Dad: Probably cause he poops brown. Boy: like Mr White I guess."