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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery? They had no leads."
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"What's the latest Irish invention? A helicopter ejector seat"
"What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's? A Friar"
"If a bear is chasing you, don't run. Be very still and tweet about it because you're about to die."
"What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious."
"What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide"
"What do you call a naked musician? A Natural"
"I like my coffee how I like my women warm"