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Joke of the Day

"In the new version of Star Wars, Harrison Ford slowly flies the Millenium Falcon in the left lane with the turn signal on"

"What star sign is a donut? It's a Taurus!"

"On the the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.. Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend."

"Does this cubicle make me look dead inside?"

"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day; Teach a man to fish, and a month later he dies of scurvy."

"Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere"

"So, a florist gave me the wrong flowers. I think they're called oopsie daisies."

"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""

"How many dead hookers do you need to change a light bulb? Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark"

"""We need to talk"". Thought the caveman."