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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a normal pirate and a sexy pirate? The type of booty they plunder."

"Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !"

"Just an Internet Explorer joke loading..."

"No, Grandma. Still not married; but the lady in the Popeye's Chicken commercials keeps calling me ""Honey"" so we'll see where that goes."

"My sole task as an elevator boy is pushing buttons. It's just depressing."

"Why do feminists hate the post the USPS? Cause it's an all mail business."

"Why do Central Americans hop the U.S. Border in groups of 4 or more? Because the sign says no tres-passing."

"What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber? Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up"

"Don't even talk to me unless you're an actual cup of coffee. In which case I'd listen to your story as I slowly sip the life from you."

"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."