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Joke of the Day
"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"
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"Hitler was born on April 20th... cuz he was destined to blaze the jews."
"What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets"
"A man walked into a communist school... only to find that they had no classes."
"OCTOPUS: *places tentacle on Bible* JUDGE: Do u swear to tell the truth? O: Yes BAILIFF: *spends like 8 minutes trying to get Bible unstuck*"
"I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands. :/"
"I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back"
"My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore"
"A random Aussie called me a cunt. I guess we are like best friends now."
"My Asian friend came out .. My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said ""Dad I'm gay"" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, ""why not Gay+"""