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Joke of the Day
"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"
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"What do you call a Shi Tzu giving a blowjob? Shit Head."
"Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon."
"All of Jesus' disciples were big and muscular Because Jesus was their whey"
"I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"There's only two things I hate... Size queens and small dicks."
"What did the polite gay man say to the other man when he left the bar? Please allow me to push in your stool sir."
"""Seize the day"" in Latin is ""Carpe Diem"" ...""Seize the day"" in Douchebag is ""YOLO"""
"Not only is my short-term memory horrible... So is my short-term memory."
"What did the hat say to the coat stand? You stay here, I'll go on a head."