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Joke of the Day

"A girl named Ruth quit working at our office. I've been referring to the office as ""ruthless"" since then. People are pissed."

"What is the difference between a woman and a hippo? One has an overly big mouth and a fat ass and one lives in the water."

"How is a broken clock better than a politician? The clock is still right twice a day."

"Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face."

"Why do lesbians hate Nutella? Because it's not nut-free"

"What did the suicide bombing instructor say to his students? ""Pay attention. I'm only going to show this to you once."""

"A redditor walks into a bar... ""All of our servers are busy right now. Try again later."""

"Facing charges for attacking a man on New Years Eve.. Well, excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."

"Where is the best place to find hot grills? A barbecue"

"Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry."