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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons? A pantalunatic."
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"When you're craving a Krabby Patty so bad!!! But the Krusty Krab is closed....and also fictional."
"How are you going to celebrate 9-11? I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes."
"What is hitlers favorite yugio card? The blue eyes white dragon"
"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day It's lucky my older brother told me about it really... \- Milton Jones"
"I'm getting drunk while depressed. If I have your phone number, now would be a good time to put your phone off."
"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."
"Set a fire for a man and you'll keep him warm for an hour... ...set a man on fire, and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"In the English language, ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Unless you are at a funeral."
"A nun was losing sleep over whether or not to take up sewing She heard it could be habit-forming"