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Joke of the Day

"When I see a black guy in a suit I high five him & say ""Innocent until proven guilty MOTHA FUCKAA!!!"" Bc he probably just came from court."

"I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models. It's going to be pretty in tents."

"*Godzilla screeching in pain as he accidentally steps on Legoland*"

"I'm jealous of people who have more than one ab."

"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."

"Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""

"Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box."

"Small problem with Donald Trump's like logic. Yes Donald, you can build a wall, yes you can make the Mexican's pay for it. But who's gonna build the wall?"

"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at tweets all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."

"the face you make when a stranger's dog starts sniffing your crotch"