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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when trying to catch the elevator? ""Hodor! Hodor!"""
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"What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies."
"Special Hand Job on Olympic Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics... You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better..."
"My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven: He has a real Taipei personality"
"A wizard walks into a gay bar.... ...and disappeared with a poof"
"Joke Yo momma so fat when she goes to the grocery store she brings a battery charger."
"So what do you pack for the end of the world? I'm thinking lots of toilet paper, oh and guns to protect my toilet paper."
"My friend and I opened a shared bank account for buying weed. It'll be our joint account."
"What's the similarity between a jew and a dog? They both hate the shower ^^^^SeeYouInHell"
"What's the difference between a robber and a politician? Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money."