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Joke of the Day

"I have a bumper sticker that says... ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself."

"Sadly learned my family is racist. I started dating a black girl. Brought her home to meet the family. Wife and kids wouldn't talk to her."

"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"

"What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He tried to drink tea before it was cool."

"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."

"Where do onions wrestle? Onion rings."

"[at a bar] me: hey girl are u a wanted criminal girl: no me: oh ok [to a group of cops] shes not here, search the other building"

"What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds? There's 20 of them"

"While I was watching the prison wall, a little midget starting climbing over it and smirked at me And I thought to myself, ""That's a little condescending""."