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Joke of the Day

"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"

"Circles are so pointless."

"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."

"Edison didn't fail at making a lightbulb, he found 10,000 ways that don't work. Number 7,511 will shock you!"

"I used to be square but then I gave my self to a higher power... Now I'm stuck in this cubical all day"

"My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped."

"A Rabbi and a Priest are walking in the park when they see a little boy. Priest: ""Hey let's go screw that little boy"" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

"I always carry a small bottle of Tabasco when I fly. You never know when you're going to crash in the Alps & have to live by eating people."

"You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!"

"My GF can't stand that I'm a model Prisoner"