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Joke of the Day
"What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise."
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"How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce ""hires"""
"[at bar] Him: Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone? Me: I peed my pants."
"Can't wait for the next Jason Bourne movie. I heard he becomes a Christian and starts a church for ex-treadstone agents... It's called Bourne Again"
"What do you call a Rhinoceros mixed with a Rooster? A horny cock."
"A guy asks imam at a mosque Guy: What's the Wi-Fi password? Imam: allahis12345"
"What do you say when you see your television floating in the night? Drop it, nigga! What do you say when you see your refrigerator floating in the night? Nothing. That's a big-ass nigga."
"Why couldn't the mayonnaise kethup? Cuz he musturd."
"""That dress fits you like a glove"" ""It sticks out in five places"""
"#GrandTheftAutoMemories banging a hooker in my car, shooting her to get my money back, then going home to play Grand Theft Auto."