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Joke of the Day
"Sorry to hear about your breakup. If it's any consolation, I don't know what he ever saw in you."
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"I met an atheist that worked for a charity She said it was a non-prophet organization."
"Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool? Don Juan de Marco Polo."
"What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine? A punchline"
"Sometimes when I can't sleep I stare into the darkness and think how uncomfortable it must be to have balls between your legs."
"2 men walked into a bar The third one ducked"
"What would a Prius minivan be called? Post-us"
"You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with ""but in a good way""."
"How do you know your girlfriend is too young? She only puckers up for her pacifier."
"Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods? He heard they had fresh beets."