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Joke of the Day
"What would a Prius minivan be called? Post-us"
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"Did you Hear About the Paper Joke? It was tear-ible"
"My girlfriend of 3 years has never told me a joke. We are in a serious relationship."
"[I am wearing a wedding gown at work] BOSS: Do you have a minute to chat in my office? ME: [lifting veil] I do"
"buzz lightyear's ful name is ""bumblebee 9.460731012 kilometers"""
"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""
"If you #Calexit-ers think you hate Trump NOW... Just wait until you have to foot the bill for the Californian extension of The Wall."
"How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)"
"A priest asks a rabbi, ""when are you going to finally try pork?"" The rabbi replies, ""At your wedding friend,"""
"M: If I cashew looking through my windows agai- H: What? M: I saw you pecan! H: No, I wasn- M: You're macadamian me mad. H: You're nuts."