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Joke of the Day

"You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with ""but in a good way""."

"What is a government mandate? When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together."

"Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it."

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.. you racist bastard!"

"Next wedding Im saying its a open bar but when u get there its going to be cash.Just b/c its a 3rd wedding doesnt mean u can skip it slacker"

"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."

"Bernie Sanders looks and sounds like the High Sparrow from GoT, but that's an unfair comparison. By next season, Reddit will still remember the High Sparrow."

"So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... *Ba dim tish!*"

"There was a blackout in our neighborhood The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"

"There was a contest for the best pun. I submitted ten puns. I hoped that one would win, but... No pun in ten did."