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Joke of the Day
"Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool? Don Juan de Marco Polo."
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"I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment"
"why do they put gates around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in"
"What did the pencil say? Nevermind, it's pointless."
"*pulls handle on slot machine *prune *prune *prune *diarrhea comes out"
"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers, paper shirts and a paper hat... He was arrested for rustling."
"Going to McDonald's is like going to the strip club... At first you're pumped and excited on the idea then you leave feeling dirty and ashamed."
"what do you call a gassy Scotsman? Bravefart"
"What's the best thing about being a jew...... You don't have to smoke weed to get baked."