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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods? He heard they had fresh beets."
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"A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick."
"Some racists say black people are just white people that were left in the oven too long... If that's true, then all black people would be jewish."
"What do you call a Greek with a spanking fetish? Spanakopita"
"For Sale... Parachute: $300. Slightly stained. Used once; never opened. No strings attached."
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!"
"I asked my mother if I could have some cloth to give to the nuns. She said, ""Fine, just don't let it become a habit"""
"What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot? A carniv-whore."
"""Pass the joint."" -Cannibals at dinner"
"There are times when I miss you so bad, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body."