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Joke of the Day
"My missus asked me where her Valentine's day card was. I said, ""Sorry, I had a headache."""
Next Joke
"HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date ME: kill? HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect ME: we are talking out loud"
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!"
"dont judge a book by its cover. dont judge a book at all. read a book. write a book. dont judge a book unless that book has murdered someone"
"What do you call a man who can't stand? Neal"
"What does a sick train say? Achoo Achoo!"
"I'm glad humans don't do the combo breed names like Labradoodle. I wouldn't want to tell people I'm Germish."
"From my 6 year old: Where do good bees live? A bee-have"
"Archaeologists are the ultimate hipsters They love all that underground stuff."
"What would reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets"