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Joke of the Day

"From my 6 year old: Where do good bees live? A bee-have"

"Nothing rhymes with Trump Wait. I meant nothing rhymes with orange"

"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, I shot him."

"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."

"Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math? They have trouble forming solutions."

"Today in 1956 the first videotape recording was made. Your mom was young and needed the money."

"When I was a kid we were so poor... If I didn't wake up at christmas with a hard-on I'd have nothing to play with."

"How did Jesus like his chicken? Crucifried"

"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."

"Cigarettes are like Squirrels... They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"