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Joke of the Day

"What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast?? A stretch"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"

"A new girlfriend asked me ""How did you manage to stay single for so long?"" Single Handedly"

"Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL"

"Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."

"I have recently learned that it is considered poor form to sit on Santa's lap and ask to be made a widow for Christmas... The more you know."

"Unsuspecting male: So what kind of restaurants do you like? Me: Open ones."

"What is the longest sentence in the English language? ""I do."""

"Humans are like grapes... Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I'm not good with metaphors."

"I'm having an out of money experience."